Senator Lindsey Graham Claims To Be Conservative: Calls Constituents Stupid

In a prepared statement, responding to criticism from voters that he is too progressive, Senator Graham’s staff said, “He’s a thinking person’s conservative. I expect him to do well among voters with IQ’s in triple digits.” To denigrate your constituents in this matter provides self evident proof that you are, in fact, the progressive you…

Profoundly Dishonest Dear Leader Doubles Down: Delivers Profoundly Dishonest State of the Union

Petulance and arrogance are the most prevalent traits the Dear Leader exhibited in his State of the Union Address. Although delivered with his usual eloquence, the speech was a disorganized rant that proves he doesn’t care about, nor will he listen to those he professes to govern: the American people. What Barack Obama said –…