In a prepared statement, responding to criticism from voters that he is too progressive, Senator Graham’s staff said,

“He’s a thinking person’s conservative. I expect him to do well among voters with IQ’s in triple digits.”

To denigrate your constituents in this matter provides self evident proof that you are, in fact, the progressive you are trying so hard to claim you are not. Try as you may to obfuscate your real political bent, you cannot do it; you cannot run or hide from your record. Senator Lindsey Graham is a progressive; a liberal who does not substantially differ, philosophically, from the socialist who presently occupies the White House.

It is time for Senator Graham to go. The country has no use for dishonest Republican liberals is conservative clothing. He is not a thinking person’s conservative, he is an arrogant, far left leaning progressive pansy. We, the people, don’t want your explanations or criticisms. We want you to go, sir, along with all of your progressive ilk. We want our country back.

This is John Galt speaking.